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Hit Dots Not People Retro Graphic Tee | Precision Over Chaos Design

Marching band solves problems with precision, not paperwork. The Hit Dots Not People tee brings that truth to life with a bold, humorous graphic and the tagline “Precision solves problems. Violence creates paperwork.” Perfect for anyone who’s ever dodged a drifting form, survived a chaotic set change, or begged their section to stay on the dot. 

Lightweight, comfortable, and full of band-kid humor, this shirt is ideal for rehearsal days, competition weekends, pep band bus rides, or just showing the world how the grid really works. Because in marching band, accuracy is everything — and collisions are optional.

ColorHeather Green
Product Features

135% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester for year-round comfort

Lightweight

Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, classic fit

Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape

Pearlized tear-away label for comfort

Natural unprocessed cotton flecks add subtle character

Size Guide

S — Width 18 in, Length 28 in, Sleeve 8.23 in

M — Width 20 in, Length 29 in, Sleeve 8.50 in

L — Width 22 in, Length 30 in, Sleeve 8.74 in

XL — Width 24 in, Length 31 in, Sleeve 9.02 in

2XL — Width 26 in, Length 32 in, Sleeve 9.25 in

3XL — Width 28 in, Length 33 in, Sleeve 9.49 in

Size tolerance for all measurements: 1.5 in

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) with similar colors

Tumble dry low

Do not bleach

Do not dryclean

Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

Shipping and Fulfillment

Every item is made to order to ensure quality and reduce waste.
Please allow 1-2 business days for production before shipping.
Delivery times vary based on the shipping option selected at checkout.
You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.

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